Hey there demons, it's me your pal

[Hey there demons, it's me your pal]

An incomplete list of my tags, explained:

• just Data things — it’s a Data post, rejoice!

• my beloved — Captain Christopher Pike, love of my life, but not in a romantic way, I just treasure him

• light of my life — it’s Michael Burnham, my one true love!

• idk my bff bones — Dr. Leonard H. “Bones” McCoy is my space bff and there’s nothing any of you can do about it

• spork — Spock but he’s a dork so I don’t spell his name correctly

• kork — Jim but he’s a dork so I don’t spell his name correctly

• the queue continuum — it’s my queue but I think I’m clever

[Hey there demons, it's me your pal]

[imposterogers]

if I was matt murdock and I found out the same chemical spill that blinded me and lit the world on “fire” turned a bunch of turtles into pizza loving ninjas I would lose it actually

[imposterogers]

I’m not going lie the thought of matt finding out he’s radioactive ooze brothers with this particular version of the tmnt has me in tears

[imposterogers]

matt, trying to recount his childhood and ignore the smell of turtle, three day old pizza, and sewer: …..so yah, after my dad died I was basically on my own.

the turtles, already planning on buying their radioactive waste brother a shirt that says “I fell in radioactive waste and all I got was these glasses”: cowabummer dude. our dad’s a rat

[Hey there demons, it's me your pal]

[kosmogrl]

[Hey there demons, it's me your pal]

[punkeduppirate]

look at you, you're gorgeous💥

[Hey there demons, it's me your pal]

I think. I think I need another few weeks to lie here and think about Good Omens and ACHE before I can be a functioning member of society again.

[Hey there demons, it's me your pal]

[manhasetardis]

"The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself." - Oscar Wilde

[Hey there demons, it's me your pal]

[thesherrinfordfacility]

broke: aziraphale does the apology dance in s3

woke: crowley does the apology dance in s3

bespoke: they both do the apology dance in s3. its not an apology dance. it's a waltz. and they're dancing in the rain. they kiss. nature is healed

[Hey there demons, it's me your pal]

[camilleflyingrotten]

[Hey there demons, it's me your pal]

[lorsanbitch]

bruh if people want me to stop sympathizing with villains they need to stop making the villains the ones who want to change broken systems

[stromuprisahat]

#and stop making heroes fight to maintain the status quo ffs

[Hey there demons, it's me your pal]

[virtualsuitmoon]

Boimler every time something goes wrong on the USS Cerritos so pretty much daily ig

[Hey there demons, it's me your pal]

[pinabutterjam]

ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

[pinabutterjam]

in the age of keyboards: carpel tunnel

in the age of writing by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of squeezing water out of wet clothes after cleaning them by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of using hand-sized stone tools: carpel tunnel